One my mom did a long time ago:
Dumbcough:
Dumbcough the potbelly reindeer
Couldn't even blow his nose
Every time he tried to do it,
All he did was make it glow.
All of the other reindeer
Used to run and shriek with fear
Because they knew that Dumbcough
Must've been somewhere near.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Dumbcough caught a cold.
When he blew his nose that night,
Santa ran away in fright.
That was the only Christmas
Santa didn't make his rounds
Because poor old Dumbcough
Blew all the chimneys down.
Dumbcough the potbelly reindeer
Couldn't even blow his nose
Every time he tried to do it,
All he did was make it glow.
All of the other reindeer
Used to run and shriek with fear
Because they knew that Dumbcough
Must've been somewhere near.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Dumbcough caught a cold.
When he blew his nose that night,
Santa ran away in fright.
That was the only Christmas
Santa didn't make his rounds
Because poor old Dumbcough
Blew all the chimneys down.